Supermodel (You Better Work)
I have a boyfriend who buys my tampons… my inner spinster is so confused by my life.
i like when people in movies do that thing where they’re doing a deal and when they have to pay they put that metallic looking briefcase on the table and open it to show the money. i want to do that with every transaction. at the grocery store before the cashier can tell me the total i drop a heavy briefcase on the counter, undo the clasps loudly, and open it revealing three crumpled tens and a handful of change just knocking around in there. maybe also a member’s card.