Supermodel (You Better Work)

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I have a boyfriend who buys my tampons… my inner spinster is so confused by my life.

renancu:

THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

renancu:

THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

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frenums:

fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck

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nah son

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danielkanhai:

i like when people in movies do that thing where they’re doing a deal and when they have to pay they put that metallic looking briefcase on the table and open it to show the money. i want to do that with every transaction. at the grocery store before the cashier can tell me the total i drop a heavy briefcase on the counter, undo the clasps loudly, and open it revealing three crumpled tens and a handful of change just knocking around in there. maybe also a member’s card.

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damngary:

I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.

damngary:

I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.

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